conversations

my two year old is pretty smart. he talks a lot.   a lot.

here's a sampling from tonight's chattering:

me: are you hungry buddy?
him: yes.
me: daddy's ordering a pizza. do you want some pizza?
him: NOOOO!!!! NO PIZZA!!! NO PIZZA! NO PIZZA!
me: ok. no pizza.
him: NO PIZZA!
me: ok, brooks. i got it. no pizza. [stupidly...] but daddy and i are gonna eat pizza.
him: NO!! NO!! NO PIZZA!
me: ok! no pizza! no pizza!
him: want pizza!
me: ok buddy. whatever you want. as soon as we get home.
him: daddy home? stay with daddy. WANT DADDY!
me: yep, you got it. you can stay with daddy when we get home.
him: NO MOMMY!
me: you don't want mommy?
him: MOMMY STAY!!! NO MOMMY! MOMMY STAY! WANT DADDY!
me: i'm confused. do you want mommy!
him: STAY! HOME!
me: whatever you say, brooks.
him: [cue tears] PIZZA!

i give up.
brooks: 1  mom: 0