peachy fine

apparently i like to argue.

this is news to me. and yet i seem to be arguing with everyone i come into contact with today! i feel like i am generally agreeable, nice to people, and try to compromise in most situations.

to you, dr. m, i say stick it. i am sorry that you did not agree with me on this lovely evening. i apologize for asking you to do your job (for which you are being paid significantly more than i). i am terribly sorry to have troubled you by making your phone ring and asking for your professional opinion. please forgive me for trying to explain my situation in an effort to save lives. xoxo.

and to you, ms. m, i say $%*&@$#%**^!#@!!!!!!! i don't know exactly what that spells out but i am fairly certain that it adequately expresses my current sentiments. you are right, as always, and i am wrong. i am humbled to have been corrected by you. thank you for standing up for me...oh wait, that's right. you didn't. well then, thanks for nothing. xoxo.

and then there's you, mr. m. to you i am actually truly sorry (all those other apologies up above were fake, in case you didn't get that). i am sorry that the two other conversations i have had have come before you. i am sorry that i said not nice things. i am sorry you are sick. i hope you feel better. xoxo for real.

and finally, to you, my poor little argumentative nature. stop arguing. just say the right things at the right times and smile and say thank you and it will all work out just fine. nothing will ever get done, but it will be just peachy fine.